{"id":4175,"date":"2025-11-19T08:02:40","date_gmt":"2025-11-19T08:02:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/poduridedor.uslr.md\/?p=4175"},"modified":"2026-03-06T13:59:09","modified_gmt":"2026-03-06T13:59:09","slug":"elicopterul-nuvela-de-nicolae-grejdieru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poduridedor.uslr.md\/?p=4175","title":{"rendered":"Elicopterul &#8211; nuvel\u0103 umoristic\u0103 de Nicolae GREJDIERU"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Era o zi de joi a lunii iunie, c\u00e2nd efectivul Comisariatului de Poli\u021bie al raionului Sturze\u0219ti s-a \u00eentrunit \u00een \u0219edin\u021b\u0103 operativ\u0103. Adunarea era una ordinar\u0103 \u0219i nu se deosebea prin nimic de celelalte. Au fost convoca\u021bi to\u021bi poli\u021bi\u0219tii, cu excep\u021bia celor afla\u021bi la serviciu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Dup\u0103 citirea ordinelor \u0219i a indica\u021biilor venite de la Ministerul Afacerilor Interne, comisarul-\u0219ef a luat cuv\u00e2ntul. El le-a comunicat subalternilor c\u0103 diminea\u021b\u0103,\u00a0 la \u00eentrunirea s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nal\u0103 a executivului raional, la care a participat \u00eentreaga conducere a raionului, s-a anun\u021bat c\u0103 au fost aduse trei elicoptere, care urmau s\u0103 stropeasc\u0103 cu chimicale, culturi agricole. R\u0103m\u00e2nea deocamdat\u0103 incert, \u00eencep\u00e2nd cu care gospod\u0103rie agricol\u0103, vor porni lucr\u0103rile, dar acest lucru conta cel mai pu\u021bin, \u00eentruc\u00e2t era preconizat\u0103 stropirea majorit\u0103\u021bii c\u00e2mpurilor de cereale din raion.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Aeronavetele de stopit urmau s\u0103 treac\u0103 de la o unitate agricol\u0103, la alta timp de o lun\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 la finalizarea procesului. \u00cen acest scop, pre\u0219edintele Consiliului Raional a dispus ca to\u021bi conduc\u0103torii gospod\u0103riilor beneficiare s\u0103 organizeze paza elicopterelor pe timp de noapte \u0219i s\u0103 le asigure pilo\u021bilor hrana \u0219i un loc de cazare.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">La finele \u0219edin\u021bei, acesta a obligat \u0219i poli\u021bia local\u0103 s\u0103 se implice prin intermediul angaja\u021bilor s\u0103i din teritoriu, care s\u0103 le dea instruc\u021biuni suplimentare paznicilor \u0219i s\u0103 efectueze controale pe timp de noapte. Astfel comisarul-\u0219ef le-a ordonat tuturor sectori\u0219tilor s\u0103 intervin\u0103 avertiz\u00e2ndu-i pe ace\u0219tia c\u0103 vor \u201epl\u0103ti cu func\u021biile\u201d, dac\u0103 \u00een sectorul cuiva, se va ajunge la vreun caz excep\u021bional c\u00e2t prive\u0219te elicopterele.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">*\u00a0 \u00a0*\u00a0\u00a0 *<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Mo\u0219 Gheorghe muncea \u00een calitate de paznic la depozitul colhozului, care se afla pe un deal, l\u00e2ng\u0103 sat, al\u0103turi de ferma de vite. Chiar \u00een acea zi, aici, ap\u0103ru pre\u0219edintele colhozului, care \u00eel inform\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eencep\u00e2nd cu aceea\u0219i zi, pe teritoriul acestuia, va \u00eennopta vehicolul aerian, care va stropi c\u00e2mpurile colhozului \u0219i pe care el va trebui s\u0103 \u00eel p\u0103zeasc\u0103 pe timp de noapte. I-a mai spus c\u0103 pilotul va lua masa \u0219i va dormi la ferma de vite, care se afla chiar al\u0103turi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Mo\u0219 Gheorghe, bag\u0103 de seam\u0103 c\u0103 dac\u0103 se va \u00eent\u00e2mpla ceva cu elicopterul, nu te vei mai r\u0103spl\u0103ti, o via\u021b\u0103, cu statul, a \u00eencheiat pre\u0219edintele \u0219i a plecat.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u201eDar ce, m\u0103 rog, ar putea s\u0103 se mai \u00eent\u00e2mple?\u201d, \u0219i-a zis mo\u0219 Gheorghe.\u00a0 \u201eNu-s de ieri, paznic\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Depozitul pe care \u00eel p\u0103zea mo\u0219 Gheorghe era o cl\u0103dire lung\u0103, cu pere\u021bii din piatr\u0103 \u0219i acoperit\u0103 cu ardezie. El st\u0103tea \u00eens\u0103 al\u0103turi, \u00eentr-o c\u0103su\u021b\u0103 construit\u0103 special pentru paznic. De jur-\u00eemprejur, se \u00eentindea un c\u00e2mp larg, ne\u00eengr\u0103dit \u0219i oamenii care veneau sau se \u00eentorceau de la ferma de al\u0103turi, traversau teritoriul depozitului. Terenul deschis din fa\u021b\u0103, era tocmai locul perfect pentru sta\u021bionarea elicopterului.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">*\u00a0 \u00a0*\u00a0\u00a0 *<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00cen seara aceleia\u0219i zile, pe la orele <em>19.00, aerovehicolul a aterizat<\/em> la ferm\u0103. Pilotul a ie\u0219it din cabin\u0103, <em>s-a apropiat<\/em> de mo\u0219 Gheorghe, i-a dat bine\u021be \u0219i \u201ei-a raportat\u201d c\u0103 merge la ferm\u0103, unde urma s\u0103 \u00eennopteze.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Mo\u0219 Gheorghe<em> r\u0103mase s\u0103 examineze \u00eendelung <\/em>elicopterul, care era ca toate altele, totu\u0219i p\u0103rea nu \u0219tiu cum, prea mare \u0219i prea \u00eenalt. Dar poate c\u0103 a\u0219a \u00eei p\u0103rea doar lui, at\u00e2t de mare, <em>din<\/em> <em>cauz\u0103<\/em> c\u0103 nu mai v\u0103zuse \u00een via\u021ba sa, un elicopter at\u00e2t de aproape. V\u0103zuse el, ce-i drept, elicoptere, dar numai zbur\u00e2nd.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u201eLas\u0103 c\u0103<em> dac\u0103<\/em> e mai mare, e mai bine \u2013 \u0219i-a zis mo\u0219 Gheorghe \u2013 nu se vor putea c\u0103\u021b\u0103ra s\u0103tenii ca s\u0103 fure ceva de la el\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">*\u00a0 \u00a0*\u00a0\u00a0 *<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Amurgise deja<em>,<\/em> c\u00e2nd mo\u0219 Gheorghe intr\u0103 \u00een c\u0103su\u021ba lui de paznic ca s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce. \u0218i tocmai se a\u0219ezase la mas\u0103, c\u00e2nd z\u0103ri o siluet\u0103 de b\u0103rbat, care <em>trecu <\/em>repede prin fa\u021ba ferestrei \u00een direc\u021bia satului duc\u00e2nd ceva lung pe um\u0103r. Nu-i d\u0103du mare aten\u021bie \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i v\u0103zu de cin\u0103. Nimic nou \u2013 oamenii care lucrau la ferm\u0103 treceau permanent pe acolo. Mai ales c\u0103 pe timp de <em>sear\u0103,<\/em> se mai \u00eent\u00e2mpla <em>ca cineva s\u0103 ia<\/em> de la ferm\u0103, \u0219i <em>vreun <\/em>cap\u0103t de sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 acas\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Dup\u0103 vreo zece minute, mo\u0219 Gheorghe, se nelini\u0219ti: \u201eNu cumva a furat ceva de la elicopter?\u201d. Se ridic\u0103 repede de la mas\u0103 \u0219i ie\u0219i afar\u0103. \u00cennoptase deja de-a binelea. Pe vale, puse st\u0103p\u00e2nire, lumini\u021bele satului \u0219i l\u0103tratul c\u00e2inilor. Mo\u0219 Gheorghe se apropie de elicopter, \u00eel cercet\u0103 din toate p\u0103r\u021bile, dar nu g\u0103si nimic suspect. Se lipi apoi de acesta, ca s\u0103 cerceteze mai bine \u00een sus, ridic\u0103 capul, \u0219i ce s\u0103 vad\u0103? Elicopterul avea trei elice. \u201eTrei elice? Cum a\u0219a, trei elice? De ce trei elice? Ar trebui s\u0103 fie <em>patru!<\/em>\u201d \u2013 se agit\u0103 mo\u0219 Gheorghe.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Tocmai <em>acum, \u00een\u021belese totul. <\/em>Cu siguran\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 cel <em>care <\/em>trecuse pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 fereastr\u0103, c\u00e2nd el m\u00e2nca, ducea pe um\u0103r elicea furat\u0103&#8230; Cum de nu i-a venit lui asta, \u00een cap de la bun \u00eenceput? A mai privit o dat\u0103 \u00een sus, la elicopter, pentru a se convinge. Da, erau trei elice. \u0218i c<em>e s\u0103 fac\u0103 el acum?!<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00ce\u0219i opri <\/em>pentru o clip\u0103, respira\u021bia ca <em>s\u0103 deslu\u0219easc\u0103 \u00een lini\u0219te,<\/em> vreo mi\u0219care prin preajm\u0103, dar nu auzi nimic. \u00cei d\u0103deau ghes, tot feluri de g\u00e2nduri. La un moment dat<em>, sim\u021bi c\u0103 \u00eei tremur\u0103 picioarele. Ce o s\u0103-i spun\u0103 el, pre\u0219edintelui? \u00cenconjur\u0103 <\/em>de c\u00e2teva ori depozitul, dar totul era \u00een ordine. \u0218i totu\u0219i ar trebui s\u0103 \u00eel \u00een\u0219tiin\u021beze pe pre\u0219edinte despre cele <em>\u00eent\u00e2mplate. <\/em>Da, \u0219i urgent. Cu greu, \u00ee\u0219i lu\u0103\u00a0 inima \u00een din\u021bi \u0219i porni <em>spre casa pre\u0219edintelui.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">*\u00a0 \u00a0*\u00a0\u00a0 *<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Se f\u0103cu deja miezul nop\u021bii. Pre\u0219edintele tocmai se culcase.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 <em>Ce e,<\/em> mo\u0219 Gheorghe?, \u00eel \u00eentreb\u0103 el. S-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat ceva? Paznicul parc\u0103 luase ap\u0103 \u00een gur\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 \u00cen\u021belege\u021bi, acolo&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat acolo, mo\u0219 Gheorghe? Hai, spune odat\u0103!, a st\u0103ruit\u00a0 ner\u0103bd\u0103tor, pre\u0219edintele.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Chiar acum, au furat o elice de la elicopter.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Cum <em>adic\u0103, au furat?! Parc\u0103 t<\/em>e-am pre\u00eent\u00e2mpinat!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Da, dar &#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u0218i mo\u0219 Gheorghe s-a oprit. Nu avea rost s\u0103 mai zic\u0103 ceva, c\u0103ci\u00a0 pre\u0219edintele intrase deja \u00een cas\u0103 s\u0103 se \u00eembrace.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">A ie\u0219it repede cu o lantern\u0103 \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i \u00eempreun\u0103 au urcat \u00een deal, la depozit. Sosi\u021bi pe loc, pre\u0219edintele a luminat cu lanterna elicele elicopterului &#8230;\u0219i ce s\u0103 vad\u0103? Erau trei.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Da&#8230;, mo\u0219 Gheorghe, am rupt cuiul, asta \u00eemi mai lipsea. Nu-mi ajunge <em>\u201es\u0103puneala\u201d<\/em> de la executiv, cu laptele, c\u0103 acum \u2013 poftim, \u0219i cu elicopterul. Cum s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2013 Nici eu nu \u0219tiu<\/em>, &#8230;<em>l-am v\u0103zut pe f\u0103pta\u0219 cum se ducea spre sat cu elicea pe um\u0103r,<\/em> dar nu l-am cunoscut, &#8230;nu l-am putut ajunge, i-a r\u0103spuns paznicul cu vocea tremur\u00e2nd\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 <em>Nu ziceam eu c\u0103 demult trebuiai petrecut <\/em>la pensie? \u0218i ce ne facem noi acum?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Nu \u0219tiu, &#8230;poate c\u0103 \u00eei <em>spunem poli\u021biei<\/em>, sectoristului. De! acesta e lucrul lui, el \u00eei \u0219tie pe to\u021bi <em>cei<\/em> care umbl\u0103 nop\u021bile, cu furatul. Tot din sat tre\u2019 s\u0103 fie, nu a fugit el prea departe&#8230;, ad\u0103ug\u0103 mo\u0219 Gheorghe\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Bine, mo\u0219 Gheorghe, tu r\u0103m\u00e2i aici, ca nu cumva s\u0103 ne mai scoat\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 ceva de la elicopter, iar eu plec s\u0103 \u00eel aduc pe inspectorul de sector.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">*\u00a0 \u00a0*\u00a0\u00a0 *<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u0218eful de post locuia \u00een centrul satului, l\u00e2ng\u0103 S<em>ovietul<\/em> S\u0103tesc. Era deja aproape <em>ora dou\u0103,<\/em> c\u00e2nd pre\u0219edintele \u00eei b\u0103tu la u\u0219a casei.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat, Petrovici?, \u00eel \u00eentreb\u0103 sectoristul, de pe somn.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>\u00a0\u2013 \u0218tii tu, ne-au furat asear\u0103<\/em> o elice de la elicopter.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>\u00a0\u2013 Cum a\u0219a? Parc\u0103 aveai <\/em>paznic!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Cred c\u0103 l-au p\u00e2ndit pe mo\u0219neag c\u00e2nd a \u00eentrat \u00een cas\u0103 \u0219i <em>au furat-o<\/em>, r\u0103spunse pre\u0219edintele.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00cen scurt timp, ambii erau cu lanternele, la fa\u021ba locului \u0219i investigau cazul.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Mo\u0219 Gheorghe s-a dat mai la o parte, ca s\u0103 nu nimereasc\u0103 sub ochii sup\u0103ra\u021bi, mai <em>ales, ai <\/em>sectoristului. Se sim\u021bea vinovat.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Dup\u0103 ce a cercetat am\u0103nun\u021bit elicopterul cu lanterna, \u0219eful de post \u00eei <em>zise <\/em>pre\u0219edintelui:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Corect, Petrovici, sunt numai trei elice.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>\u2013\u00a0 P\u0103i, <\/em>eu despre ce-\u021bi vorbesc?, replic\u0103 pre\u0219edintele.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Mo\u0219 Gheorghe, <em>ian, d\u0103-te<\/em> mai aproape \u0219i spune ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat, a strigat poli\u021bistul.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Da\u2019 ce s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple, tovar\u0103\u0219e poli\u021bist<em>? Din c\u00e2te vezi,<\/em> t\u00e2lharul dracului a furat elicea&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Asta, eu v\u0103d, da\u2019 cine, cine a furat-o \u0219i cum s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat? Poveste\u0219te tot de la \u00eenceput, \u00eei ordon\u0103 sectoristul.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>\u2013 Iaca,<\/em> st\u0103team eu \u0219i m\u00e2nc\u0103m \u00een cas\u0103, c\u00e2nd el a trecut pe sub fereastr\u0103 cu elicea pe um\u0103r&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 \u0218i \u00eencotro s-a dus?, se ar\u0103t\u0103 ner\u0103bd\u0103tor, poli\u021bistul.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 A luat-o la vale, \u00een sat. E<em> de-al<\/em> nostru, c\u0103ci \u0219tia bine locurile, explic\u0103\u00a0 paznicul.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>\u2013 Poate c\u0103 l-ai recunoscut<\/em>?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Ei, s\u0103-l fi cunoscut, \u00eei spuneam eu pre\u0219edintelui, dar a\u0219a&#8230;, se am\u0103r\u00e2se mo\u0219 Gheorghe.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Sectoristul s-a apropiat de pre\u0219edinte.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Dac\u0103 s-a dus \u00een sat, atunci se vede c\u0103 e de-al nostru. Uite cum latr\u0103 c\u00e2inii, poate c\u0103 ho\u021bul umbl\u0103 s-o v\u00e2nd\u0103 cuiva pe vreun borcan de vin. Mergem s\u0103 vedem.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Mo\u0219 Gheorghe, noi am plecat \u00een sat, i-a strigat pre\u0219edintele, paznicului.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">*\u00a0 \u00a0*\u00a0\u00a0 *<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Ambii au cobor\u00e2t \u00een sat pornind <em>spre<\/em> uli\u021bele de unde se <em>auzea l\u0103tratul c\u00e2inilor,<\/em> dar nu \u00eent\u00e2lnir\u0103 pe nimeni. Treptat, c\u00e2inii s-au ogoit \u0219i doar pa\u0219ii celor doi mai str\u0103pungeau \u00eentunericul \u0219i lini\u0219tea nop\u021bii. La un moment dat, <em>un c\u00e2ine s-a trezit \u0219i a \u00eenceput s\u0103 latre. <\/em>Dup\u0103 el, a urmat \u00eenc\u0103 unul \u0219i tot a\u0219a. Se pomenir\u0103 \u0219i cu un c\u00e2ine dup\u0103 ei, c\u0103ruia i s-au al\u0103turat \u0219i al\u021bii. Au sc\u0103pat de \u201eescort\u0103\u201d abia dup\u0103 ce au ie\u0219it la o margine de sat.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>\u2013 P\u0103i<\/em>, ce facem mai departe?, \u00eentreb\u0103 pre\u0219edintele.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Poate c\u0103 \u00eel verific\u0103m pe unul <em>proasp\u0103t revenit de la pu\u0219c\u0103rie. N<\/em>u-mi prea place el mie, a ad\u0103ugat inspectorul de sector.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Bine, plec\u0103m, se uni pre\u0219edintele.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">S-au apropiat de casa <em>omului \u00een cauz\u0103<\/em>, dar acolo \u2013 bezn\u0103 total\u0103 \u0219i nici \u021bipenie de om.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>\u2013 Tu \u2013 <\/em>cum vrei, dar eu, unul, nu intru. Te po\u021bi pricopsi \u0219i cu o despic\u0103tur\u0103\u00a0 <em>\u00een<\/em> cap. Ce drept avem noi, <em>s\u0103 intr\u0103m noaptea \u00een gospod\u0103ria omului<\/em>?, \u00eentreb\u0103 retoric,\u00a0 pre\u0219edintele.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Se opri \u0219i sectoristul. St\u0103tur\u0103 a\u0219a mai mult timp, f\u0103r\u0103 a scoate o vorb\u0103. Ba ici, ba colo, \u00eencepur\u0103 a c\u00e2nta, coco\u015fii. Din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, mai mugea c\u00e2te o vac\u0103, parc\u0103 cer\u00e2nd s\u0103 fie scoas\u0103 la ima\u0219. Se lumin\u0103 de zi. Oamenii \u00eencepur\u0103 a se trezi. Nu mai avea <em>niciun<\/em> rost, <em>s\u0103 caute ho\u021bul.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Acum, ambii mergeau t\u0103cu\u021bi prin sat mistuind \u00een g\u00e2nd, problemele care \u00eei a\u0219teptau.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Auzi, Petrovici?, sparse lini\u0219tea, sectoristul, am o rug\u0103minte.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>\u2013 Spune<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Hai, dac\u0103 <em>te va<\/em> \u00eentreba \u0219eful meu <em>dac\u0103 l-am instruit sau l-am verificat <\/em>pe paznic, s\u0103 \u00eei spui <em>c\u0103 anume a\u0219a am \u0219i procedat<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Bine, \u00eel lini\u0219ti pre\u0219edintele.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">*\u00a0 \u00a0*\u00a0\u00a0 *<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00centr-un t\u00e2rziu, se oprir\u0103 la o r\u0103scruce. Nu mai \u0219tiau \u00eencotro s\u0103 o ia.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Petrovici, am o idee, zise sectoristul. C<em>e ar <\/em>fi, s\u0103 g\u0103sim undeva o elice, fie \u0219i una veche, s-o cump\u0103r\u0103m \u00een tain\u0103 \u0219i s-o punem \u00een locul celei furate?.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Bun\u0103 idee, dar de unde s-o cump\u0103r\u0103m, <em>c\u0103ci eu<\/em> sunt gata s\u0103 dau bani.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Poate c\u0103 vorbim cu pilotul, el trebuie s\u0103 \u0219tie, <em>au ei undeva vreun atelier<\/em> de reparat elicoptere.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Bine, s\u0103 mergem atunci la ferm\u0103 \u2013 se \u00eensenin\u0103 pre\u0219edintele.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">*\u00a0 \u00a0*\u00a0\u00a0 *<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">C\u00e2nd au ajuns la ferm\u0103, pilotul se b\u0103rbierea afar\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 un robinet. V\u0103z\u00e2ndu-i posomor\u00e2\u021bi \u0219i nec\u0103ji\u021bi<em>, acesta<\/em> \u00eei \u00eentreb\u0103:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat? A\u021bi p\u0103\u021bit ceva?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">A urmat lini\u0219te, fiecare dintre ei a\u0219tept\u00e2nd s\u0103 r\u0103spund\u0103 cel\u0103lalt.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it, sectoristul \u00ee\u0219i lu\u0103 inima \u00een din\u021bi \u0219i zise:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Ast\u0103 noapte, au furat o elice de la elicopter.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Pilotul s-a oprit <em>din <\/em>b\u0103rbierit \u0219i i-a privit uimit.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Voi, ce, glumi\u021bi?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Nu e nicio glum\u0103 \u2013 interveni pre\u0219edintele \u2013 venim de acolo, nu am dormit toat\u0103 noaptea.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 E imposibil, s\u0103ri pilotul. F\u0103r\u0103 instrumente \u0219i cuno\u0219tin\u021be speciale, e imposibil s\u0103 demontezi elicea.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Asta s\u0103 o crezi tu, iar noi am fost deja la fa\u021ba locului: au r\u0103mas doar trei elice, una lipse\u0219te, declar\u0103 poli\u021bistul.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Pilotul \u00eei <em>privi straniu,<\/em> c\u00e2nd pe unul, c\u00e2nd pe cel\u0103lalt, apoi zise:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 P\u0103i, trei \u0219i trebuie \u0219i s\u0103 fie, elicopterul meu are trei elice.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">La auzul acestor cuvinte, inspectorul de sector \u0219i pre\u0219edintele de colhoz <em>\u00eencremenir\u0103. <\/em>Pentru ceva timp, nu au fost \u00een stare s\u0103 scoat\u0103 vreun cuv\u00e2nt r\u0103m\u00e2n\u00e2nd ca \u201eploua\u021bi\u201d \u00een fa\u021ba pilotului. Deja c\u00e2nd pilotul terminase b\u0103rbieritul, se sp\u0103lase \u0219i vroia s\u0103 \u00eentre \u00een casa de odihn\u0103, pre\u0219edintele colhozului \u00eel opri.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Auzi, noi te rug\u0103m s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eentre noi, acest caz: \u0219tii, tr\u0103im \u00een sat&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Bine, r\u0103spunse pilotul.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 \u0218i \u00eenc\u0103 ceva, i se adres\u0103 pre\u0219edintele, hai, c\u00e2nd vei lua elicopterul, spune-i paznicului c\u0103 totul e \u00een ordine, chiar nu a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 dau ochii cu el.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 Bine, \u00eei voi spune.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">*\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 *\u00a0\u00a0 *<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u0218i precum se \u0219tie, taina poate fi p\u0103strat\u0103 numai cu condi\u021bia c\u0103 o cunosc\u00a0 doar dou\u0103 persoane. \u00cen cazul nostru \u00eens\u0103, o aflasr\u0103 prea mul\u021bi&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Hamburg, 24 august 2018<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<hr data-path-to-node=\"1\" \/>\n<h1 data-path-to-node=\"2\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4788 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/poduridedor.uslr.md\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/autor-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"248\" height=\"300\" \/>Profil de Autor: Nicolae GREJDIERU<\/h1>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"3\"><b data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Nicolae Grejdieru<\/b> (n. 19 noiembrie 1957, S\u00e2ngerei, Basarabia) este un prozator contemporan a c\u0103rui oper\u0103 este profund marcat\u0103 de o carier\u0103 de excep\u021bie \u00een domeniul juridic \u0219i al ordinii publice. Licen\u021biat \u00een Drept \u0219i absolvent al \u0218colii Superioare a Ministerului de Interne, autorul aduce \u00een literatur\u0103 precizia unui fin observator al psihologiei umane.<\/p>\n<h3 data-path-to-node=\"4\">\ud83c\udf96\ufe0f O Carier\u0103 Dedicat\u0103 Legii \u0219i Integrit\u0103\u021bii<\/h3>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"5\">Parcursul s\u0103u profesional este unul impresionant, parcurg\u00e2nd toate etapele ierarhice \u00een cadrul organelor de poli\u021bie din Republica Moldova:<\/p>\n<ul data-path-to-node=\"6\">\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Poli\u021bia Criminal\u0103:<\/b> A activat ca inspector \u0219i ulterior ca \u0218ef al Sec\u021biei Poli\u021biei Criminale \u00een raionul S\u00e2ngerei.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Comisar de Poli\u021bie:<\/b> A de\u021binut func\u021bii de conducere ca vicecomisar la S\u00e2ngerei \u0219i Comisar al Comisariatului de Poli\u021bie din raionul Telene\u0219ti.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Conducere Municipal\u0103 \u0219i Anticorup\u021bie:<\/b> A servit ca \u0218ef al Poli\u021biei Municipale a Jude\u021bului B\u0103l\u021bi \u0219i \u0218ef al Direc\u021biei Generale B\u0103l\u021bi a Centrului Anticorup\u021bie.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Ap\u0103r\u0103tor al Independen\u021bei:<\/b> \u00cen anul 1992, a participat la R\u0103zboiul de pe Nistru \u00een calitate de comandant de grup\u0103, lupt\u00e2nd pentru integritatea teritorial\u0103 a Republicii Moldova.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3 data-path-to-node=\"7\">\ud83c\udde9\ud83c\uddea Activitatea \u00een Germania: \u201eEroul Nordului\u201d<\/h3>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"8\">Din anul 2002, Nicolae Grejdieru s-a stabilit \u00een Republica Federal\u0103 Germania, la Hamburg, unde \u0219i-a dedicat energia proiectelor sociale \u0219i integr\u0103rii comunitare:<\/p>\n<ul data-path-to-node=\"9\">\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Impact Social:<\/b> A coordonat proiecte esen\u021biale precum \u201eLocuim \u00eempreun\u0103 \u00een Neugraben-Fischbek\u201d, \u201eXenos-Tandem\u201d \u0219i \u201e2 Chance\u201d \u00een cadrul asocia\u021biei <i data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"144\">IN VIA Hamburg e.V.<\/i>.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Recunoa\u0219tere Public\u0103:<\/b> \u00cen anul 2012, a fost nominalizat la titlul de <b data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"68\">\u201eEroul Nordului\u201d (Held des Nordens)<\/b> de c\u0103tre ora\u0219ul Hamburg, fiind supranumit de pres\u0103 \u201eDer K\u00fcmmerer\u201d (Cel care are grij\u0103) pentru sprijinul oferit comunit\u0103\u021bii.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Prezent:<\/b> Activeaz\u0103 \u00een cadrul Departamentului de Tineret al Districtului Harburg, continu\u00e2ndu-\u0219i misiunea social\u0103 \u00een cadrul Biroului social Sandbek.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3 data-path-to-node=\"10\">\u270d\ufe0f Universul Literar<\/h3>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"11\">Proza sa, exemplificat\u0103 prin nuvele precum <b data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"43\">\u201eHo\u021bul \u00een lege\u201d<\/b>, <b data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"60\">\u201ePoli\u021bistul \u0219i fluierul\u201d<\/b> sau <b data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"89\">\u201eAnica\u201d<\/b>, se distinge printr-un realism autentic. Nicolae Grejdieru reu\u0219e\u0219te s\u0103 transforme experien\u021ba sa vast\u0103 de ofi\u021ber \u00een nara\u021biuni captivante despre destin, moralitate \u0219i complexitatea sufletului omenesc.<\/p>\n<hr data-path-to-node=\"12\" \/>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"13\">\n\n\n\n<h3 data-path-to-node=\"3\">\ud83d\udcda Alte scrieri de Nicolae GREJDIERU pe site-ul nostru:<\/h3>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"4\">Dac\u0103 v-a captivat \u201eElicopterul\u201d, v\u0103 invit\u0103m s\u0103 explora\u021bi universul divers al autorului prin aceste titluri:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul data-path-to-node=\"5\">\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"><a href=\"https:\/\/poduridedor.uslr.md\/?p=5322\">\ud83d\udd0d Omorul din zorii zilei<\/a>\u00a0\u2013 O nuvel\u0103 poli\u021bist\u0103 tensionat\u0103 care pune la \u00eencercare perspicacitatea cititorului.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"><a href=\"https:\/\/poduridedor.uslr.md\/?p=5336\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"emoji\" role=\"img\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/17.0.2\/svg\/1f46e-200d-2642-fe0f.svg\" alt=\"\ud83d\udc6e\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\" \/>\u00a0Nuvela \u201ePoli\u021bistul \u0219i fluierul\u201d<\/a><\/b>\u2013 O incursiune plin\u0103 de realism \u00een experien\u021ba profesional\u0103 a autorului.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"><a href=\"https:\/\/poduridedor.uslr.md\/?p=5273\">\ud83e\udd40 ANICA \ud83d\udc94\u2696\ufe0f <\/a><\/b>\ud83d\udc94 \u2013 O poveste tulbur\u0103toare despre \u00eencerc\u0103rile \u0219i rezilien\u021ba sufletului omenesc.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"><a href=\"https:\/\/poduridedor.uslr.md\/?p=5204\">\ud83d\udc02\ud83d\udcd6 NUVEL\u0102: \u201eHo\u021bii de vite\u201d <\/a>\u2013 O lec\u021bie despre dreptate \u0219i perspicacitate predat\u0103 de un ofi\u021ber.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\">\ud83c\udfe1 <a href=\"https:\/\/poduridedor.uslr.md\/?p=4785\">Vecinele <\/a>\u2013 O nuvel\u0103 ce surprinde nuan\u021bele vie\u021bii cotidiene la sat.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"5,5,0\"><a href=\"https:\/\/poduridedor.uslr.md\/?p=4730\">Nuvela \ud83d\udc13\u201eG\u0103inarul\u201d <\/a>\u2013 O povestire marcat\u0103 de realism \u0219i observa\u021bie fin\u0103.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"5,6,0\"><a href=\"https:\/\/poduridedor.uslr.md\/?p=4676\">\ud83d\udd75\ufe0f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \u201e\u0218antajistul\u201d <\/a>\u00a0 \u2013 O incursiune \u00een zonele gri ale moralit\u0103\u021bii umane.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"5,7,0\">\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/poduridedor.uslr.md\/?p=4561\">\ud83d\udd6f\ufe0f Nuvela umoristic\u0103 \u201eZile de doliu\u201d <\/a>\u2013 O nuvel\u0103 umoristic\u0103 ce trateaz\u0103 teme profunde prin prisma absurdului.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"5,8,0\">\ud83d\udca7 <a href=\"https:\/\/poduridedor.uslr.md\/?p=4522\">F\u00e2nt\u00e2narul <\/a>\u00a0\u2013 O poveste despre me\u0219te\u0219ug, tradi\u021bie \u0219i r\u0103d\u0103cini.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"5,9,0\">\ud83c\udffa <a href=\"https:\/\/poduridedor.uslr.md\/?p=4437\">Nuvela \u201eOlarul\u201d<\/a>\u2013 O proz\u0103 despre art\u0103 \u0219i truda de a modela destinul.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"5,10,0\">\ud83c\udff0 <a href=\"https:\/\/poduridedor.uslr.md\/?p=4238\">PREMIER\u0102!!! Nuvela istoric\u0103 \u201eVolo\u0219anca\u201d<\/a>\u2013 O incursiune fascinant\u0103 \u00een trecutul nostru.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"5,11,0\">\ud83c\udfc3\u200d\u2642\ufe0f <a href=\"https:\/\/poduridedor.uslr.md\/?p=4191\">Nuvela \u201eMinorul fugar\u201d <\/a>\u2013 O dram\u0103 social\u0103 despre alegerile dificile ale tinerilor.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\u2696\ufe0f <a href=\"https:\/\/poduridedor.uslr.md\/?p=5464\">Ho\u021bul \u00een lege<\/a> \u2013 O nuvel\u0103 despre destin, lege \u0219i alegerile care ne definesc \u201ec\u0103rarea\u201d \u00een via\u021b\u0103.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<hr data-path-to-node=\"4\" \/>\n<h3 data-path-to-node=\"5\">\ud83d\udcac Dialog cu cititorii<\/h3>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"6\">Ne-ar face mare pl\u0103cere s\u0103 afl\u0103m impresiile tale!<\/p>\n<ul data-path-to-node=\"7\">\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Care dintre aceste povestiri \u021bi-a r\u0103mas cel mai aproape de suflet?<\/b><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Ce teme abordate de Nicolae Grejdieru rezoneaz\u0103 cel mai mult cu experien\u021ba ta de via\u021b\u0103?<\/b><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"8\"><b data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Las\u0103 un comentariu mai jos!<\/b> Fiecare g\u00e2nd al t\u0103u este o punte de leg\u0103tur\u0103 \u00eentre scriitor \u0219i comunitatea noastr\u0103. \ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am recuperat din arhiv\u0103 nuvela plin\u0103 de umor \u201eElicopterul\u201d de Nicolae Grejdieru. 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